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Also, Visitor #50,000 is due a new menu item of their own. Please let
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Greetings! My name is Razrantha and I'll be your waitress. Now before I show you to your seat, there are a few things to remember:
1. No matter how many times you put out that candle, it'll
relight.
2. The Café is intended for a mature audience of legal age. If you're too young, there are other restaurants around.
3. The Café serves yaoi/slash as well as other dishes. If this isn't your thing, there are other restaurants around.
4. Your menu is to the left. Order whatever you'd like and please remember to tip. It keeps the restaurant staff friendly and working hard to bring you new treats!
5. We're always adding to the menu and trying new things, so please pardon that the sugar and the flour might be in the wrong bowls...
6. If you need anything else, just yell!
Kalli's Ramble Box
10-18-08: An update appears! Scroll down to Raz's box for the dirt.
10-6-08: The part where our host (not Y.org, but the actual machine in a warehouse somewhere) got hacked is over now. Hopefully everything has been restored, but if you find something hinky, please, please let us know. (All of this really makes us want to do some site overhauls. Whew.)
9-17-08: Do need to see about spiffing the place up a bit. The problem is that it's all so nicely familiar and I hate to change that, you know? I suppose I'm just being difficult. Six new items today. Jump down to Raz's box for details. I think we forgot to smash 'new' spatulas on most of them.
4-21-08: *tiptoes in* Hi everyone! Sorry for the really long radio silence... The guestbook is finally fixed. The Yaoiville conglomerate (er, me, the main Y.org, Yaoiville.net and a few other hosted sites) has had some fairly obvious host trouble over the last few months and one of the outages or moves wiped out the guestbook. So... go ahead, leave a comment! The mail form does work and you can always, always contact me via e-mail or AIM (kalloway0018). Like I keep my Livejournal, Raz is now maintaining a Deadjournal - Weaponry Listens to LOVE (super bonus points if you get the reference!) - mostly minute Cafe updates and such.
4-4-08: Don't worry, we're working on it!
Right now I'm working on quite a few projects (like always!) but here are a few: next chapter of BBE (LWW10), a crackish Transformers G1 Decepticon fic, a purely humor serial about Sprink and Kalloway (the characters), a Transformers RiD fic... and plenty of surprises!
Ehrgeiz:
No Normal Sword: Zack/Sephiroth. YUM.
Things That Defy Categorization:
IDOL: Forget KH2, what if Jenova were the one pulling the strings?
Interlude: The first bit of smut from Villa Welc0me! That's the best thing I can say about it! Seph/Vin!
Essential: Take someone with silver hair. ANYONE. Let them fuck Cloud.
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Raz's Notepad
10-18-08: You see some new words over in the menu... You wonder what's up with them... They're Coming Soon! (Lame, I know.) Aside from a nominal amount of additions (a FFIV drabble, TF/Mud Puddles/Hot Rod, and KH2/Flawed/Leon&Cloud), I've been working on layout normalization. What this means is that all main pages will be share the same nice, clean layout, which in turn makes creating new main pages easier. It's a massive amount of work, since this place has pretty much been built all ramshackle and crazy, but it feels good to do it. As part of the process, the original fiction universe 'The Best Moves' has been split to its own page as well... The process is about 85% complete right now and I'll keep working on it over the next few days.
9-17-08: Okay... new is The Ownership of Beer, a Cloud/Leon KH2-era fic, Aftershocks 10, one of the Well After Two interludes, a Seph & Kuja drabble, A Particularly Bad Week (Fate and Albel), and a TF G1 Elita/Arcee drabble! Enjoy (and tip)!
Find an error (as in broken links, images, mismatched headers, etc.) and get a ficlet from Kalloway! Just let me know and I'll have her right on it.
OH! MEET THE RATING SYSTEM, since certain entities don't like people using theirs...
YA - Yaoi. Equiv to MA/NC-17/R. Expect smut.
SA - Shounen Ai. Everything but smut.
YU - Yuri. F/F smut.
SJ - Shoujo Ai. Everything but smut.
HE - Het. No smut.
HS - Het Smut.
GN - Gen-fic. Very broad base though. Basically unless there's lip-mashing, it'll be called Gen-Fic.
Not everything uses these ratings though. That's a ton of converting to do...
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(by 'wutai' on eljay - yay 40k!)
Someone make me a 50k for soon?
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