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Greetings! My name is Razrantha and I'll be your waitress. Now before I show you to your seat, there are a few things to remember:

1. No matter how many times you put out that candle, it'll relight.
2. The Café is a fansite intended for a mature audience of legal age. If you're too young, there are other restaurants around.
3. The Café serves yaoi/slash as well as other dishes. If this isn't your thing, there are other restaurants around.
4. Your menu is to the side. Order whatever you'd like and please remember to tip. It keeps the restaurant staff friendly and working hard to bring you new treats!
5. We're always adding to the menu and trying new things, so please pardon that the sugar and the flour might be in the wrong bowls...

Kalli's Ramble Box

11-13-16: Added 'Vanishing Goods' to the Fire Emblem page and added Fates and Awakening subsections. If(/when?) I end up with a bunch of FE stuff for different games, I'll split the games off to their own pages, but for now it's all on one. The new banners were done by Abarero, thank you!
10-17-16: Added the Aquarion page and 'Merged'!
10-14-16: The Ancient Magus' Bride page is live with 'Mortar & Pestle'!
10-10-16: Some work to be done soon. Very busy with work and school. Added my Summer Mini Challenge banners (yay!)
5-29-16: Added Lunge to the FFVII section.
3-7-16: State of the Lemon Address
13 Years of The Lemonade Cafe!
Basically, until the end of the semester, there won't be any/many updates.
Eventual updates will include new stuff for everything not yet linked on the side + even more stuff!

1-6-16: Added 'Daylily', 'Eggplant', and 'Refused Events' to Dot//Hack (all are Legend of the Twilight fics). State of the Lemon Address coming soon!

1-3-16: Added 'This One Last Night' to Saint Seiya.

1-2-16: Added the Final Fantasy Unlimited section and 'Don't Travel This Path Alone'.

1-1-16: 2016?! How did this happen?! I've been very busy with work and school, but still writing quite a bit, too. I'll be better with updates this year, don't worry! I've added 'Lanterns' in the Saint Seiya section and done a rough update on the fandom list at the side. I'm going to see about separating out the Gundam and Final Fantasy 'Other' sections, though it might take a little bit of time and some more executive decisions. I'm going to leave all the Mega Man series together for now, though, but those will probably get separated out eventually, too. Any pages that get blanked due to category moves will be left and just have links to the correct places added, just in case someone has them bookmarked or something. Anyway, yeah, 2016! \o/

5-3-15: Busy with classes, updates will be forthcoming after the semester ends. Added 'Cabbage No. 2' to Dead or Alive.
2-15-15: Added 'Falls the Shadow' to Voiceful.
1-21-15: STATE OF THE LEMON ADDRESS:
What did we do in 2014? Like... everything! Headers are ~98% updated and backlog is 98% eliminated. There are no words for how exciting this is!
Projects this year include a lot of editing - The Best Moves and Forget Regret are at the top of the list.
Another huge project is finishing off multipart fics. Sorry to keep everyone hanging for so long.
12 years of the Lemonade Cafe this year!

12-31-14: Happy year of coding! While I didn't get every project finished, the site is now, like, 90% how I want it, hopefully a better experience for everyone visiting, and in general, nicer and more complete! There are a few things left to add in the new year, but updates won't be daily (but at least weekly). Fixed up more of IDOL. Added 'Waiting' to Iscariot.

[snip]
1-6-14: STATE OF THE LEMON ADDRESS:
It's been three years, no one misses the counter. It's not coming back.
Current backlog is in the 100-200 item range. At current pacing, the backlog should be taken care of this year!
There are no plans for a new layout or eFiction install at this point.
Header edits are still a big project. At two a day, they should get done this year, I think? It'll be close. Maybe now and then I can tackle larger clumps.
11 years of the Lemonade Cafe this year. Yay!


Things That Need To Get Put Somewhere:
IDOL: Forget KH2, what if Jenova were the one pulling the strings?
Interlude: The first bit of smut from Villa Welc0me! That's the best thing I can say about it! Seph/Vin!

Raz's Notepad

1-3-16: (UPDATED) I'm now in charge of holding onto the larger pending projects so they're not cluttering up Kalli's box:
The Best Moves edits
Special thanks to Tofu for our 10 Year banner, and for banners for the Gundam SEED and Generator Gawl pages.
(Have Kalli) write more of 'Having No Light'.
Still skipping 'Forget Regret' edits for the time being.
Move 'Interlude', post the 'rest' of Villa Welc0me.
Missing formatting in Iscariot?
(Have Kalli) finish writing Punch!es.
Move IDOL to wherever it goes.

1-19-14: I think Kalli is handling all the important stuff, but yay 2014! I took out a bunch of older updates. I need to make a more proper 'thanks' page, or add it onto the staff info or something.

About Unclickable Links:
Basically, it's easier to design in batches, so fandoms and whatnot will get added to the menu sometimes before their pages are finished or before I actually have anything to put in them (though something will definitely be in the works if they're popping up).
Also, for the sake of coding/time, multipart fics will often have a link to the next chapter even when the next chapter isn't posted. It's not an error, it's just a time-saver.
If you do find a truly bad link, send a message and we'll get right on it. We've gotten pretty thorough with our checking these days, though.

About Ratings and Symbols...

It can be difficult to assign a rating to words, but for the purposes of the site, we've tried. Ratings are listed within the headers, along with content notes. Prominent characters and pairings are all listed as well. There are also a few little symbols that may pop up while viewing. These are always on the fandom pages:

- this is a recent addition to the site
- this work contains fairly explicit sexual content
- this work contains elements (death, heavy violence, consent issues, etc.) that should be noted before reading

The latter two are rather new to the site and not all works that should have them have been marked. Please always read with discretion.

Basic Ratings:
AA - All Ages. May have some romance/action/etc. but not nothing explicit.
C10 - Children 10+. May contain a bit of bad language, romantic situations, etc.
T - Teen. Either vulgar, violent, or moderately sexual. A fic may be rated this solely for using 'fuck' a lot, or for heavy make-outs/petting, or for blood everywhere. Or all three/similar.
M - Mature. Basically, it probably has glossed over sex or something fairly messed-up but not super-explicit.
MA - Adult. Probably rated this for explicit sexual situations. Both this and M fics probably have the little 'lemon' indicators beside them.

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