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Greetings! My name is Razrantha and I'll be your waitress. Now before I show you to your seat, there are a few things to remember:

1. No matter how many times you put out that candle, it'll relight.
2. The Café is a fansite intended for a mature audience of legal age. If you're too young, there are other restaurants around.
3. The Café serves yaoi/slash as well as other dishes. If this isn't your thing, there are other restaurants around.
4. Your menu is to the side. Order whatever you'd like and please remember to tip. It keeps the restaurant staff friendly and working hard to bring you new treats!
5. We're always adding to the menu and trying new things, so please pardon that the sugar and the flour might be in the wrong bowls...

Kalli's Ramble Box

4-23-14: Cleaned up the third chapter of Mastered Materia and the epilogue, gave the first two chapters an extra editing pass (yay!) and added 'Ice Pumpkins' in Saint Seiya.

4-22-14: Cleaned up the first two chapters of 'Mastered Materia' in FFVII (they may get an extra editing pass later, though). Added 'Kitten' in KH.

4-21-14: Cleaned up 'The Missing Goddess' in DMA and 'A Bit of Mistaken Identity' in Those Who Hunt Elves. Added 'Data Jam' in KH2.

4-20-14: Cleaned up 'Mirrorball' in TF and 'Misdirection' in FFVII. Added 'Echoes 45' in FFVIII.

4-19-14: Cleaned up 'Metal' in FFVIII and 'Minions!' in KH2. Added 'Equal in KH2.

4-18-14: Cleaned up 'Marvel' in KH and 'Match' in Twin Signal. Added 'Wing, Again' in KH. Will work on Living Without Worry edits a little later, in case anyone is wondering why they were skipped.

4-17-14: Cleaned up 'Mako Injection' in FFVII and 'In Which Marlene Does The Talking' in FFVII:AC. Added 'Echoes 47 & 46' in FFVIII.

4-16-14: Cleaned up 'Mako Children' in FFVII and 'Make It Burn' in KH2. Added 'More Time Without' in KH2.

4-15-14: Cleaned up 'Luminaries' in FFVII and 'M4573R' in Origific. Added 'No Mercy' in KH.

4-14-14: Cleaned up 'Loud One' in KH and 'Lover's Prayer' in FFVII. Added 'Snow' in KH2.

4-13-14: Cleaned up 'Lost Transmissions from Mt...Whatever' #1 & 2. Added part 48 of Echoes in FFVIII.

4-12-14: Cleaned up/retitled 'Physical Needs' in SoD. Cleaned up 'Loss' in FFVII. Added 'Waking' in KH. Should be able to finish up the L's this month! (And get the end of Living Without Worry posted!)

4-11-14: Cleaned up 'Little Bloody' in LoK and 'A Little Disaster' in KH. Added 'Echoes 49' in FFVIII.

4-10-14: Cleaned up 'Lightning' in DMA and 'Lions' in KH. Added 'Delivery' in KH.

4-9-14: Cleaned up the last two parts of 'Resurrected Light' and added 'A Little Magic' all in KH1!

4-8-14: Cleaned up the first two parts of 'Resurrected Light' in KH. Added Part 51 & 50 of 'Echoes' in FFVIII.

4-7-14: Cleaned up 'Life As Yet...' in GSeed and 'Light' in FFVIII. Added 'Smiles' in GSEED.

4-6-14: Cleaned up 'Lemons' in FFVII:AC and 'Life' in FFVII. Added 'Echoes 52' in FFVIII.

4-5-14: Cleaned up 'Leer' in Xovers and 'Legends' in FMA. Added 'Golden' in StS.

4-4-14: Cleaned up 'Late' in KH and 'Late at Night' in Origific. Added Part 53 of Echoes in FFVIII.

4-3-14: Cleaned up 'Lachrymose' in KH and 'Laguna Shower!Fic' in FFVII. Added 'Princess-Sitting' in KH. We're in the L's! \o/

4-2-14: Cleaned up 'Kiss' in FFVII:AC and 'Knot' in FFVII. Added the first part of 'Echoes' in FFVIII. Which is a Squall-gets-Groundhog-Day'd fic.

4-1-14: No joke - three months of coding are done! Cleaned up 'Strategy' in KH and 'Killing Time' in KH2. Added 'Starlight' in Fafner.

3-31-14: Cleaned up 'Hands' in KH2 and 'Home' in KH. Added 'Gloaming' in Gundam SEED.

3-30-14: Cleaned up 'Flame' in KH2 and 'Forgotten' in KH. Added 'Cabbage No. 1' in Dead or Alive.

3-29-14: Cleaned up 'Key of the Twilight' and 'Change' in KH. Added 'Every Day I See Your Ghosts (and every day they haunt me)' in Gundam SEED.

3-28-14: Cleaned up 'Ketere' in DMA and 'Key Games Prologue' in Origific. Added 'The Storm King Returns' in TBM. Wow, Original Fiction day~

3-27-14: Cleaned up 'Just Sleeping' in FFVII:AC and 'Kain's World' in LoK. Added 'Farce in a Minor Key' in SO3.

3-26-14: Cleaned up 'Jumps' in KH and 'Just a Little Drunk' in Ehrgeiz. Added 'Spring' in SO3.

3-25-14: Cleaned up 'Jingle' in KH2 and 'Jameson's Hands' in TBM. Added 'Strange Fate' in FFVII.

3-24-14: Cleaned up 'Island (Closest to Heaven)' in Xovers and 'Jealousy' in Yellow. Added 'Return to Villa Welc0me' in Xovers, along with an interpolation of the original VW banner.

3-23-14: Cleaned up 'Intransigent' in KH and 'Little Iron Box' in DMA. Added 'And Kneel' to DMA, which is filled with spoilers but is also so left-of-canon at this point that eh, sure, I figured I'd post it.

3-22-14: Cleaned up 'Interruptions' in LoK and 'Intoxicating' in FFVII:AC. Added 'Single' in Popcorn Romance. \o/

3-21-14: Cleaned up 'Intentions' in Code Geass and 'Interlude', which will someday get moved to Crossovers and then the rest of the Villa Welc0me saga will appear too? Also added 'Got Your Back' in SO3.

[snip] 3-12-14: Cleaned up 'Here' in KH2, 'Hold' in TBM, 'Trinkets' in DMA (which is a new name for the ficlet), and added 'Things In Books' in SO3. Still skipping 'Forget Regret' edits for the time being.

3-11-14: Cleaned up the third chapter of 'Having No Light'. What a fun story~ I need to get back to that one! Also cleaned up 'Hell and Combat Mecha' in FFVII and added 'Out Drinkin'' in KH2.

[snip] 3-7-14: Cleaned up 'Happy' in FFVII and 'Happy Endings' in Legacy of Kain. Added 'Without Armor' part eight. Cleaned up more of the main Kingdom Hearts page on the source/code side to make it easier to edit in the future. What a jumble~

It's been three years, no one misses the counter. It's not coming back.
Current backlog is in the 100-200 item range. At current pacing, the backlog should be taken care of this year!
There are no plans for a new layout or eFiction install at this point.
Header edits are still a big project. At two a day, they should get done this year, I think? It'll be close. Maybe now and then I can tackle larger clumps.
11 years of the Lemonade Cafe this year. Yay!

2-5-13: Happy Ten Year Anniversary (tomorrow)! \o/ Thank you for being some of the most loyal patrons and friends. Special thanks to Tofu for our 10 Year banner, and for banners for the Gundam SEED and Generator Gawl pages. SEED has been split off from the overall Gundam page, and if you're curious what 'Gundam Iscariot' is -- it's an original meta-Gundam series. Basically, it uses a lot of Gundam tropes and has mobile suits called 'Gundams', but the cast is (mostly, lol) original.

10-28-12: Nine header edits, getting us well into the C's... Edited BBE 9 is up as well, which just leaves the far-more-cumbersome Best Moves edits to go in the B's...

Things That Need To Get Put Somewhere:
IDOL: Forget KH2, what if Jenova were the one pulling the strings?
Interlude: The first bit of smut from Villa Welc0me! That's the best thing I can say about it! Seph/Vin!

Raz's Notepad

1-19-14: I think Kalli is handling all the important stuff, but yay 2014! I took out a bunch of older updates. I need to make a more proper 'thanks' page, or add it onto the staff info or something.

About Unclickable Links:
Basically, it's easier to design in batches, so fandoms and whatnot will get added to the menu sometimes before their pages are finished or before I actually have anything to put in them (though something will definitely be in the works if they're popping up).
Also, for the sake of coding/time, multipart fics will often have a link to the next chapter even when the next chapter isn't posted. It's not an error, it's just a time-saver.
If you do find a truly bad link, send a message and we'll get right on it. We've gotten pretty thorough with our checking these days, though.

About Ratings and Symbols...

It can be difficult to assign a rating to words, but for the purposes of the site, we've tried. Ratings are listed within the headers, along with content notes. Prominent characters and pairings are all listed as well. There are also a few little symbols that may pop up while viewing. These are always on the fandom pages:

- this is a recent addition to the site
- this work contains fairly explicit sexual content
- this work contains elements (death, heavy violence, consent issues, etc.) that should be noted before reading

The latter two are rather new to the site and not all works that should have them have been marked. Please always read with discretion.

Basic Ratings:
AA - All Ages. May have some romance/action/etc. but not nothing explicit.
C10 - Children 10+. May contain a bit of bad language, romantic situations, etc.
T - Teen. Either vulgar, violent, or moderately sexual. A fic may be rated this solely for using 'fuck' a lot, or for heavy make-outs/petting, or for blood everywhere. Or all three/similar.
M - Mature. Basically, it probably has glossed over sex or something fairly fucked-up but not super-explicit.
MA - Adult. Probably rated this for explicit sexual situations. Both this and M fics probably have the little 'lemon' indicators beside them.


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