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Greetings! My name is Razrantha and I'll be your waitress. Now before I show you to your seat, there are a few things to remember:

1. No matter how many times you put out that candle, it'll relight.
2. The Café is a fansite intended for a mature audience of legal age. If you're too young, there are other restaurants around.
3. The Café serves yaoi/slash as well as other dishes. If this isn't your thing, there are other restaurants around.
4. Your menu is to the side. Order whatever you'd like and please remember to tip. It keeps the restaurant staff friendly and working hard to bring you new treats!
5. We're always adding to the menu and trying new things, so please pardon that the sugar and the flour might be in the wrong bowls...

Kalli's Ramble Box

7-31-14: Cleaned up 'how you do it' in FFVII, 'A Question of Staplers' in FFVIII, and added 'Gundam Iscariot' 15.

7-30-14: Cleaned up 'After a Spring Rain' in Original, 'Sprink's Solo!Squall Fic' in FFVIII and added Chapter 14 of Iscariot!

7-29-14: Cleaned up 'Spiral Stairs' in DMA and 'Spring' in FFVII. Added the thirteenth chapter of Iscariot.

7-28-14: Cleaned up 'Space Ranger(s)' in KH and 'Sparling' in KH. Added the twelfth chapter of Gundam Iscariot.

7-27-14: Cleaned up the first two chapters of 'Sorry, Try Again' in KH and added Chapter 11 of MSGundam Iscariot!

7-26-14: Cleaned up 'Some Stars' in Gundam SEED and 'Looking for Something Dark' in KH2. Added 'Bagels' in Gundam SEED.

7-25-14: Cleaned up 'Snow and Hot Chocolate' in KH and 'Snowballs and Ice Cubes' in KH2. Added Iscariot 10.

7-24-14: Cleaned up 'Smoke in a Starless Sky' in KH and 'Small Favours' in KH2. Added 'Not Bad So Far' in Fafner.

7-23-14: Cleaned up 'Sketches' in KH and 'Moving Slowly' in Chaos Legion. Added Chapter 4 of People Like Us in Gundam SEED.

7-22-14: Cleaned up 'Sire's Blood' in LoK and 'Sixty Seven Cents and a Taffy Wrapper' in TBM. Added Chapter 9 of Gundam Iscariot.

7-21-14: Cleaned up 'Sinnia' in Disgaea and 'Siren Song' in DMA. Added chapter eight of Gundam Iscariot.

7-20-14: Cleaned up 'Sinking Deeper' in KH and 'She is Beautiful' in FFVII. Added 'Wine and Reconstruction' in the shiny new Under the Glass Moon section.

7-19-14: Cleaned up 'Singed' in KH: CoM and 'Simple Desire' in KH2. Added 'Guard Down' in Gundam SEED.

7-18-14: Cleaned up 'Silence in Winter' in KH2 and 'Sign' in FFVII. Added Ch. 7 of Gundam Iscariot.

7-17-14: Cleaned up 'Sevens' in Xovers and 'The Wild' in FFVII. Added 'Long Weekend' in Gundam SEED.

7-16-14: Cleaned up 'Seconds to Minutes' in KH and 'Seeing Dawn' in FFVII:AC. Added 'Late Night Chats' in Ar tonelico.

7-15-14: Cleaned up 'Seasons Change' in Macross Frontier and 'Second' in FFVII:AC. Added Mobile Suit Gundam Iscariot 6.

7-14-14: Cleaned up 'Science Stuff' in TBM and 'Scientists' in Xovers. Added 'Unhappenings #O' in FMA.

7-13-14: Cleaned up 'Scales' in Arc the Lad and 'Scars' in KH2. Added 'Kayla' in Disgaea.

7-12-14: Cleaned up 'Salvation' in TBM and 'Sanctuary' in DMA. Added 'She Knew' in KH.

7-11-14: Cleaned up 'Salad Days' in KH and 'Sailor Bunny' in Ar tonelico. Added Chapter 5 of Gundam Iscariot!

7-10-14: Cleaned up 'Sacrifice' in Disgaea and 'Safe' in TBM. Added 'E-chan' in Disgaea.

7-9-14: Cleaned up 'Joints and Pins' in FMA and 'Ruame' in DMA. R's are done! Added 'Coffee' in SO3.

7-8-14: Cleaned up 'Rose Petals' in TBM and 'Routine' in FFVII. Added the fourth chapter of Mobile Suit Gundam Iscariot!

7-7-14: Cleaned up 'Rock-Paper-Scissoes' in KH and 'Roll Over' in SO3. Added 'Berries' in DMA.

7-6-14: Cleaned up 'Where Every Day is a Rock Hunt' in FFVIII and 'River of Dreams' in Ar tonelico. Added 'Swords' in DMA.

7-5-14: Cleaned up 'Righted Wrongs' in DMA and 'Riotous' in Original Fiction. Added 'Sunbaked' in SO3.

7-4-14: Cleaned up 'Reverse Order' in FFVII:AC and 'Ridiculous Notions' in Fire Emblem. Added 'Bonus Quest' in dot//hack (and the dot//hack section)!

7-3-14: Cleaned up 'Repentance' 1 in FFVII:AC and 'Rescue' in SO3. Added the third chapter of Gundam Iscariot.

7-2-14: Cleaned up 'Renege' in KH, the prologue of Repentance in FFVII:AC and added 'Dishtowel Daydream' in Gundam SEED.

7-1-14: Yay! Let's make the second half of 2014 as awesome as the first! Cleaned up 'Rational' in FMA and 'Really Complex Masturbation' in FFVII. Added the second chapter of Gundam Iscariot.

6-30-14: Cleaned up 'Bonded' in Original Fiction and 'Raspberries' in KH. Added 'All Tied Up' in KH as well. *little bow* Six months of updates!

[snip]
1-6-14: STATE OF THE LEMON ADDRESS:
It's been three years, no one misses the counter. It's not coming back.
Current backlog is in the 100-200 item range. At current pacing, the backlog should be taken care of this year!
There are no plans for a new layout or eFiction install at this point.
Header edits are still a big project. At two a day, they should get done this year, I think? It'll be close. Maybe now and then I can tackle larger clumps.
11 years of the Lemonade Cafe this year. Yay!


Things That Need To Get Put Somewhere:
IDOL: Forget KH2, what if Jenova were the one pulling the strings?
Interlude: The first bit of smut from Villa Welc0me! That's the best thing I can say about it! Seph/Vin!

Raz's Notepad

7-4-14: I'm now in charge of holding onto the larger pending projects so they're not cluttering up Kalli's box:
The Best Moves edits
Special thanks to Tofu for our 10 Year banner, and for banners for the Gundam SEED and Generator Gawl pages.
(Have Kalli) write more of 'Having No Light'.
Still skipping 'Forget Regret' edits for the time being.
Move 'Interlude', post the 'rest' of Villa Welc0me.
Continue rearranging the Gundam SEED page.
Continue organizing the KH and KH2 pages.
Missing formatting in Iscariot?
(Have Kalli) finish writing Punch!es.
Re-sort Kiddy Grade 0tp cycle.

1-19-14: I think Kalli is handling all the important stuff, but yay 2014! I took out a bunch of older updates. I need to make a more proper 'thanks' page, or add it onto the staff info or something.

About Unclickable Links:
Basically, it's easier to design in batches, so fandoms and whatnot will get added to the menu sometimes before their pages are finished or before I actually have anything to put in them (though something will definitely be in the works if they're popping up).
Also, for the sake of coding/time, multipart fics will often have a link to the next chapter even when the next chapter isn't posted. It's not an error, it's just a time-saver.
If you do find a truly bad link, send a message and we'll get right on it. We've gotten pretty thorough with our checking these days, though.

About Ratings and Symbols...

It can be difficult to assign a rating to words, but for the purposes of the site, we've tried. Ratings are listed within the headers, along with content notes. Prominent characters and pairings are all listed as well. There are also a few little symbols that may pop up while viewing. These are always on the fandom pages:

- this is a recent addition to the site
- this work contains fairly explicit sexual content
- this work contains elements (death, heavy violence, consent issues, etc.) that should be noted before reading

The latter two are rather new to the site and not all works that should have them have been marked. Please always read with discretion.

Basic Ratings:
AA - All Ages. May have some romance/action/etc. but not nothing explicit.
C10 - Children 10+. May contain a bit of bad language, romantic situations, etc.
T - Teen. Either vulgar, violent, or moderately sexual. A fic may be rated this solely for using 'fuck' a lot, or for heavy make-outs/petting, or for blood everywhere. Or all three/similar.
M - Mature. Basically, it probably has glossed over sex or something fairly fucked-up but not super-explicit.
MA - Adult. Probably rated this for explicit sexual situations. Both this and M fics probably have the little 'lemon' indicators beside them.

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