Title: The Ninja
Fandom: Kingdom Hearts
Disclaimer: No ownership implied, no profit gained. This is a fanwork.
Characters/Pairings: Yuffie, Leon (kinda)
Summary: Yuffie speaks...
Notes: kh_100 'dialogue only'
"Hey, Leon, are you awake?
"Hey, Leon, are you asleep?
"You're not pretending to be asleep, are you?
"That wouldn't be very nice, you know.
"Wait, you're not in there with someone, are you?
"It's so not Aerith...
"Is it Aerith?
"Okay, is it Cloud?
"Eh heh, okay, I shouldn't even joke about that, huh? Not after that one...
"And now you're going to give me the silent treatment!
"I'm a ninja! I'll just go crawl up the wall and peek in your window!
"Leon? How long have you been standing there behind me?"
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