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Lost Transmissions From Mt...Whatever #2!


Title: Lost Transmissions From Mt...Whatever #2!
Author: Kalli
Disclaimer: I just really, really don't own this. Any of it. Not mine!
Rating: GN
Summary: Crack!

Sephiroth was not amused. Well, more not-amused than usual. See, he was missing a wonderful documentary on the Discovery channel because the Nibelheim twins had their asses parked in front of the tube.

"Oh no!" Tifa cried, clutching at the front of Cloud's shirt. "This looks bad! Well, worse than it's looked for the last few weeks..."

"Don't worry, Tifa," the good guys always win, even if they die in the process," Cloud assured her, trying to pull her loose.

"But what if this time..."

Sephiroth sighed. Obviously he was th eonly one who'd seen this arc the first dozen times it had been shown.

"Tifa," he said, "Goku and Frieza will be fighting for another three weeks and neither of them will die. Now can I watch something?"

Tifa wailed again.

"Spoiler-sport," Cloud muttered, grabbing the remove and dropping it down Tifa's shirt, safe from Sephiroth daring to swipe it away.

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